Oi, Grandad! Come here! Shit, too late…
I’ve heard some wanky wacky stories in my time, but Eugenio Freitas’ escapade in Sainsbury’s takes playing with your meat and two veg a tad(pole) too far.
The guy had already been copped exposing himself in supermarkets in 2010. Now it appears a 10-minute frame of pocket billiards caught on CCTV last summer concluded with the grandfather pocketing the pink before being confronted by red-faced staff in the Newcastle-Under-Lyme store.
Mr Freitas had ‘fully intended’ to go shopping on July 8 but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’.
The guy’s obviously got a problem with his meat. Not only has he been banned from every supermarket in the land, but I also suspect that abattoirs and slaughter houses in Staffordshire will be on the look-out for would-be employees looking to give more than their 110%.
Wonder if he’s related to Hannibal Lecter…?